Bob Dylan

I found a bone in my stew and I want my money back.
I found a bone in my money and I want my stew back.
I want to stew my money until I find a bone.
I want a bone in my stew and I’ll give you your money back.
I’ll give you my money if you give me a bone.
I want your bones and I want my money back.
Give me your bones.

He was climbing down the chimney when I discovered he was wearing no socks.
I was climbing down the chimney when I discovered I was wearing no socks.
I was climbing down the chimney when the chimney discovered I was wearing no socks.
The chimney was climbing down my socks when it discovered they were wearing me.
I was wearing the chimney when the socks were sad and lonely.
I was climbing up the chimney when is started to wear me.
The chimney was climbing, teetering on the brink of socklessness when I discovered it.
I was climbing down the chimney sockless when the chimney discovered me.

Computers for sale. Loads of free space. Very light. On Sale!!!
Space for sale. Free. Very light. On sale!
Space for sale. Free. Very light. Sell me.
Me for sale.
I’m for sale. Sell me. Loads of free space. Very light.
Sell me. I am free. Space to unload. Heavy.